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John:
David Duchovny and Tea Leoni are done and things are getting messy. Apparently, David discovered text messages between her and Billy Bob Thorton. The Daily Mail reports,

Through the texts Duchovny found out she had begun a relationship with Oscar-winning actor Billy Bob Thornton, 53, who was formerly married to Angelina Jolie.
Thornton, a musician with his own band, has been seen with Téa at his gigs.
‘She even helps him load and unload his truck,’ says a friend of the couple.

Sooo, she’s like a groupie, huh? I feel bad for the kids in this situation. They’re at home with the nanny while Daddy’s at sex-hab and mommy is hauling instruments around and tripping acid while she gets banged sideways by Billy Bob and his bandmates. All I can do here post some hot photos of Tea and hope for the best. But I don’t approve of this at all, not one bit.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
There are two constant facts that are irrefutable in this world. One is that cotton candy is the greatest invention since sliced bread. The other is that David Duchovny is perhaps the most bad ass human being ever to walk the streets of Hollywood. But now all of a sudden the world wants to tailor Duchovny’s behavior by stripping him of his sex addiction. Haters, all of you. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, what Duchovny has is not a disease, it’s a gift. Einstein had the brains, Zeus had the lighting bolts and Duchovny had the balls. But the world became jealous of Duchovny and all that he was able to achieve in a single body and decided that they would take away the single greatest thing about him–his sex addiction. What’s next people…cotton candy? I swear to God in heaven I won’t let you do it. Try it, I f#$king dare you!

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John:
David Duchovny, the man I aspire to be, has checked himself into sex-hab says People,

“I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction,” the actor says in an exclusive statement. “I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family.” Duchovny, 48, has been married to actress Téa Leoni since 1997. They have two children, daughter Madelaine West, 9, and son Kyd, 6.”

David Duchovny is the best at everything so I’m sure he was the best sexoholic ever. I’ll bet he’s gonna’ tear that rehab center a new one too with his untoppable member. They’re gonna’ talk about him long after he’s gone. One hot nurse will say to the other one,

“Remember when David was here? I have to confess – wait, no! You too, Stacy?! Wow. F*cking Wow!”

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Dee:
The Golden Globe noms’ are in and the field is as competitive as ever. We’ve posted a couple of our favorites. We’re hoping America Ferrera takes best actress in a musical or comedy for Ugly Betty. Californication is our favorite show and David Duchovny is just the cat’s pajamas as washed-up writer, Hank Moody. For a complete list of the nominees, click here.

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Dee:
Despite way too much female nudity, Californication is the Derober’s favorite new show. David Duchovny is spotted here doing promotional work for the shows’ second season. We’re a little partial. The show is mostly set in Venice Beach, right in the Derobers’ back yard. Check that, front yard. We live there.

John:
The words ‘too much’ and ‘female nudity’ should never appear together in the same sentence.