Demi Moore does a body good, unless you’re lactose intolerant

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Darby Gunpowder:
I can’t remember the last time I came home from a party covered in breastmilk. But then again, I haven’t partied with Demi Moore in ages. At a recent after-party for Madonna’s Sticky and Sweet tour, her brother Christopher Ciccone felt compelled to share a story about Demi Moore and her machine gun mammaries. According to The Sun it goes a little somethin like this,

“He said: “We went out and Demi was dancing up on me and humping me from behind. She was lactating at the time and she was squirting breast milk at my lesbian friends.
“My friend Michelle called me the next morning and asked me: ‘How do I get breast milk out of my black dress?’
“I replied: ‘How the f*** would I know? Call Demi!’”

For reasons I care not to explain, I don’t think I would turn down a boob-juice douche from Demi Moore.

Pregnancy Pose-Off

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Dee:
While looking at the gettotastic photo of Christina Aguilere posing nude with a very pregnant belly, in the new issue Marie Claire, it got us to thinking about the other great nude pregnancy pics of the past. There’s the notorious queen of controversy for her time, Demi Moore, being the first woman to pose without clothes while pregnant; and then there was the incomparably ludicrous Britney Spears posing nude while pregnant (one of the last times the public would view her in a favorable way). So we would like to know who does the public think is the best looking woman to pose nude while expecting???

Bob ‘The Bitch’
No contest, Demi Moore wins in a landslide. No other woman has multiple kids and still looks sexy 20 years later. Christina’s ghetto ass looks like she’s more into posing for herself than for her kid, and Britney…well lets just say she jumped in the insanity train months ago and she has been heading up that locomotive ever since.