Drink it in

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John:
Crack open a beer and just stare at the screen for a bit. Dita Von Teese released her new line of bras for Wonderbra today. Dita says,

‘I love it when you can go about your daily business with the knowledge that you have a little secret of your own on underneath.’

I say the same thing every day only I’m referring to the midget fluffer under my trench coat.

Dita von Teese lesbian porn leaked for her corporate debut

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John:
How timely. Explicit clips of the 35-year-old being spanked and pleasured with a bizarre sex toy by women have emerged online. The film was made just prior to Dita’s emergence as a burlesque icon. It’s a blow to Wonderbra who only launched her as the new face of their famous push-up bra last month and it’s an even bigger blow to me because I wasn’t there.
Derober is not going to tell you where to find the photos but if you looked hard enough and aren’t a complete retard, I’m sure you find your way.
Photos are not here. And probably not here either. So good luck with the treasure hunt!