Derober

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John:
Normally, the Derobers go dress diving in a sure bet; a field of epic boobage so big that our landing is always assured. But curiosity and thirst for danger got the best of me. We all know that Kate Hudson’s ass is the 8th wonder of the world, but the size of her boobs is a mystery. I had to know if she was smuggling some hose hounds under there.
What you don’t see here is me falling though a flat chest and out the ass end of a shitty pink spring dress. Thanks for not having any air fun bags, Kate.

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John:
Emmanuelle Chriqui, the hot chick from Entourage is one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen. She poses for the cover of GQ here. Let’s face it, very few people can rock a jean jacket in this fickle fashion era. You could stick this girl in a moo moo and stonewashed jeans and she’s still rock the house.
Memba’ that episode of Entourage when Sloan and he best good friend Tori doubled up on E? Memba’? I f*ckin’ do.

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John:
Generally, when somebody is riding a magical flying seahorse toward your cleavage, you take notice. However, Aniston was just too busy enjoying the pool boys to care. Don’t get me wrong, we’re grateful that Aniston rocks the bikini. She could be like Katie Holmes who is apparently no longer allowed to wear dresses above her ankles, such is tradition in the Mennonite/Xenu culture.

So I guess what I’m driving at is a thank you here. Thanks for hottin’ up my Monday, Jen. Check’s in the mail.

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John:
Photos of Fergie in a bikini are swirling about the internet today so Derober is weighing in. ‘Dress Diving’ with Fergie is a lot like playing in the plastic balls at Chuck E. Cheeses without the stench of urine and crying babies. She was a good sport about the whole thing. I just told her I was hunting dolphins and didn’t see her.

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John:
Smoker Katherine is seen here on the set of her new film, The Ugly Truth. As many of you know, the Derobers don’t think to highly of Heigl after meeting her a while back. She chose to smoke instead of sign autographs. That story here. All in, she has all the personality a small rock might have if you asked it to dance. So, here you go, Ms. Dumpy Bottom. Have a crap day.

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