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John:
Cameron Diaz poses for the UK edition of GQ. Apparently in England people believe Cameron actually looks like this. So if you’re reading this in the UK, that’s really me on the hang glider, swear. I’m 9 inches tall on a good day. Usually, I take my unicorn to work but it had a cold so I took the glider.

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John:
Bar Rafaeli was born on Hesperos just outside the Aron Galaxy. Her father was a ninja and her mom was Miss Universe (literally). She has come here to save us all from ourselves and “pound that earthling from Titanic.” All I wanted was a little dress diving action but she summoned a fire orb or some shit which sucked because I was really close and I never miss.

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John:
Welcome to another episode of Derober dress diving. Gemma Atkinson, England’s favorite pin-up girl, is special. She was given some gifts and she’s sharing her special gifts with the world. In the article Gemma talks about how she doesn’t ever withhold sex from her soccer-star boyfriend, Marcus Brent, before matches, “There is no pre-match nookie ban.” Jesus. And there you have it. A real humanitarian.

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John:
Paris Hilton went shopping for the paparazzi today. I believe those people behind her are actually clapping. “Hooraay, Paris. Did you see Paris carrying all those bags by herself? So talented. So brave. She’s come so far.” They seem to say.

That’s not just fancy Photoshop above, there’s actually a PS2 game called Buzz! The Hollywood Quiz. The game features over 5,000 movie-and-celebrity questions, 100 movie clips, new round types, and famous film characters as contestants. The Derobers got to test drive the game and we learned 2 things: we want to get drunk with the cartoon host and we really don’t know anything about celebrity gossip. So pick up your sticks and put all your useless celebrity info to use for once. Buzz! The Hollywood Quiz launches March 11th.

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John:
We call it dress diving. As long as there’s a soft landing, you can’t get hurt. Christina brought out the sweater kittens on Ellen yesterday. Like the rest of America, I just turned the volume down on my TV and played the Scorpions, ‘Rock you Like a Hurricane’ until the segment ended.

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