Ellen Pompeo: Sponsored by Reynold’s Wrap

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My sister Emily went to her prom in a dress made out of duct tape -cause that’s goofy and why the hell not.
Ellen Pompeo showed up at the SAG Awards in a dress made out of aluminum foil -cause that’s comfortable and why the hell?! The Deroberss are not fashionista’s like the gofugyourself.com dynamic duo, but we do know when your outfit is made out of consumer cooking products. Please.

**we also know this is one of our more retarded posts, but we think it is funny and that’s all that matters -now gofugyourself!

Ellen Pompeo’s New Diet


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At the 2007 Emmies, Ellen Pompeo displayed her secret to keeping such a slender figure–she conjures lightning bolts straight into her ass. She looks creepy though. I mean have you seen that hair? It’s like a cross between Beethoven, Amadeus, and Marve from the ‘Home Alone’ series. Just awkward.