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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Hermione’s is now legal and on the market. For her 18th birthday she was awarded access to the nearly $20 million she made for the Harry Potter series. I’ve been doing laundry and performing squat thrusts all day. And in case you’re reading Emma, yes, my portfolio is looking stout. My ‘86 Oldsmobile Custom Cruiser always has room for one more so give me a call.

UPDATE:
We have some photos from Hermione’s 18th birthday at Automat including 1 we must mark NSFW for all the perverts (myself included).

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John:
Ok, Ok, so it’s not her birthday for another month. With an occasion this big, you can’t take any chances. You see that Emma did not respond well to the confetti or the hat. Too childish. Lesson learned. We need something that says, ‘You’re still young, but sophisticated.’ Emma spent her 17 11/12th birthday at Empire Awards in London over the weekend.
The Derobers will run more ‘Emma drills’ drills until the big day on April 15th. Remember, practice makes perfect.

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