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Darby Gunpowder:
Eva Longoria’s personal trainer and stylist appear to have died recently. I’m usually a Meth addict in a Benadryl store when I get to write about Eva Longoria, showering in a bikini, but not with these accompanying pictures. Is she pregnant? Let’s do her a favor and spread rumors that she is indeed pregos to cover up her recent, careless weight gain.

Update: Eva is wearing a hideous bathing suit that temporarily takes the focus away from her new front butt.

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Sherway Gardens, Toronto

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“Kiefer and Eva came in for dinner at my restaurant, Via Allegro. We all knew they were in town filming The Sentinel nearby. Eva was with her dog so they sat on the patio. They were so nice. Eva’s dog was also well behaved. Continue Reading: Are Kiefer Sutherland and Eva Longoria good tippers?

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I can’t quite put my finger on it…what does Eva Longoria remind me of…?

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Dee:
Yeah, she still looks pretty amazing.
John:
I like broad-shouldered women personally; physically imposing but tender. I fear I’ve said too much.

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