Alexandra Paressant tries to rain on Eva’s Parade

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If you haven’t heard already, attention craving whore woman..whore Alexandra Paressant claimed that she and Tony Parker had an affair together. The tramp claims she met Tony at his fairytale Paris wedding. Blah-blah-blah-blah…bullshit. You’re starting to get up there on years and you wanna milk those teets for all the money their worth.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
I have a confession to announce to the world…I got Jessica Alba pregnant. It’s my seed. That’s right, we met at a Sandals resort in Sarasota Florida at the world’s largest freshwater pool. I’m currently avoiding Jessica’s phone calls. I’m just not emotionally mature enough for fatherhood.