Alexandra Paressant tries to rain on Eva’s Parade
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Dee:
If you haven’t heard already, attention cravingwhorewoman..whore Alexandra Paressant claimed that she and Tony Parker had an affair together. The tramp claims she met Tony at his fairytale Paris wedding. Blah-blah-blah-blah…bullshit. You’re starting to get up there on years and you wanna milk those teets for all the money their worth.
Bob ‘The Bitch’:
I have a confession to announce to the world…I got Jessica Alba pregnant. It’s my seed. That’s right, we met at a Sandals resort in Sarasota Florida at the world’s largest freshwater pool. I’m currently avoiding Jessica’s phone calls. I’m just not emotionally mature enough for fatherhood.