Eva Mendez nude = sexy…I think

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Darby Gunpowder:
You know that guy who would choose a Victoria’s Secret catalog over a Hustler…I’m that guy. I appreciate my imagination -the “what’s underneath” factor..
Remember the bikini clad Eva Mendez in the Farrely Brothers movie, “Stuck On You”? The movie is forgettable but Eva is not (see photos below). That’s the Eva I love.
Her topless, uncensored spread in the new Vogue Italia is a yawn-fest. I give it 2 limp thumbs down. Don’t get me wrong I love sex swings as much as the next dude, but I wouldn’t purchase the one she’s endorsing -looks constricting.
Some may argue the topless spread is artistic. These are the same people who think art is a chimpanzee named Ninnypants projectile shitting on a blank canvas, Jackson Pollock style.
For uncensored, full size, shit-stained, artistic photos of Eva Mendez, click on the thumbs below.

Guess who’s in rehab??

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Dee:
Well first Amy, then Britney, and now chalk another one up to rehab for Eva Mendes. The actress allegedly checked into rehab at the Cirque Lodge in Utah for substance abuse issues. But look at it on the bright side, at least she’s not Britney Spears.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Awwwe, this is so sad. Another great talent in rehab. I loved her oscar nominated performance as Sara in Hitch.