Derober

Darby Gunpowder:
Welcome to “The Perfect Celebrity” brought to you by Adobe Photoshop!!! Ever wonder what would happen if you could slice up the world’s hottest celebs and reassemble their best features into a super-hybrid, perfect celebrity? Before rolling your mouse over the photos, try and guess what celebrity’s body parts were used to create the surprisingly disappointing “perfect” celebrities.

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Darby Gunpowder:
America’s favorite Tranny performed on the Today Show this morning to the chagrin of anyone within earshot. I wasn’t there personally because I was sleeping…with a female…with female Mrs Potato head parts, but I did watch the video (see video after the jump). She sings Barracuda. It’s sounds like shit tastes I’m sure. The good news, is that the crowd was filled with mothers and children when she pretended to give her base player a blow job on stage. Fergie needs to take a page out of Myley Cyrus’s book and have a body-double do her entire performance to professionally recorded music and she would have avoided all this negative attention. Luckily John was there to tame the beast.
Continue Reading: Don’t let Fergie babysit your kids

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John:
Photos of Fergie in a bikini are swirling about the internet today so Derober is weighing in. ‘Dress Diving’ with Fergie is a lot like playing in the plastic balls at Chuck E. Cheeses without the stench of urine and crying babies. She was a good sport about the whole thing. I just told her I was hunting dolphins and didn’t see her.

For all Derober Dress Diving episodes, click here.

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Photo courtesy of Blender.

Dee:
I think that’s Fergie but no one can be certain. Egotastic called this “A really bad photoshop job.” I think that just about sums it up.

John:
Is this a new blow-up doll? I gotta’ get this for my, um, friend for Christmas but I can’t find the ordering info. I need to get this doll for my friend now! I want names and numbers people.