Did you ever look at a mascot and wonder what they might look like in real life? Derober has the answers. For the answers just roll your mouse over the photo and enjoy.

Editor’s Note: This is not where the celebrities attended college as most of them featured do not and have the education of a 2nd grader in a third world country…

Butch T. Cougar, Washington State

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Sparty the Spartan, Michigan State

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Hairy Dawg, University of Georgia

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Lil’ Red, University of Nebraska (New mascot)

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
It’s that time of year again isn’t it ladies and gentlemen? That time of year where you clear out your pog collection and other worldly belongings in hopes of making a fresh start. That’s right, it’s house cleaning time again!! George Clooney knew that. And that’s why he kicked things off right by dumping his long time prostitute girlfriend Sarah Larson. In Touch Weekly is reporting that the couple has split up over differences in their respective backgrounds.”The truth is they had little in common and [George] just doesn’t want to be tied down,” one of Sarah’s friends tells the mag.

And I say Horaay for single men everywhere. It’s good to have an excuse for all your friends and family on why you’re over forty and not married–”because if George does it, by God so can I!” So rejoice and give praise single men. Give praise to the ultimate cock of the walk in George Clooney.

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John:
George Clooney is making a huge mistake. The man who claimed he’d never marry again is set to marry Sarah Larson in Italy…secretly. A super-celeb like Clooney trying to marry in secret is like having a full-scale fireworks display inside your garage so the neighbors won’t notice.
A source in Laglio, the town where Clooney has a villa, says: ‘They haven’t made any announcement yet, but there are people in this town who know more than me. They say the couple are already engaged.” Fare thee well, George. The cold, dark embrace of wedlock awaits.

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The Derobers have an exclusive photo of the wedding invite below!

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John:
Oscar nominated actress Jessica Alba and three-time lotto winner Cash Warren arrived at the Oscars to the hushed tones of nobody giving a shit. I swear, he’d better be hung like a mule deer.

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We finally figured out what it takes to be George Clooney’s flavor of the week.

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Words are pretty useless here. Heigl looks amazing. Her tiny husband had better also be hung like a mule deer.

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Dee:
Actor Fabio was dining with friends at Madeo in LA when one of them took a picture close to a table Clooney was sharing with his girlfriend Sarah Larson.

According to In Touch Weekly magazine, Clooney thought the photographer was trying to take shots of him and asked her to stop — a request that annoyed his fellow diner.

The magazine reports Fabio went over to Clooney’s table to explain, but the conversation became heated, and the long-haired actor was overheard telling the “Ocean’s Eleven” star, “I thought you were a nice guy. Stop being a diva!”
The encounter reportedly prompted angry Clooney to stand up and approach Fabio.
An eyewitness tells In Touch, “The waiters broke it up before it got out of hand.
“George looked annoyed. … George was drinking but he wasn’t drunk.”

John:
Yes! This is the kind of hysterical stuff that can only happen in LA. How surreal must that have been? A romance novel sex symbol (in the twilight of his career) and George Clooney about to fight. And Fabio calls George a Diva! Was it backwards day? I would have paid good money to be a fly on the wall at Madeo’s.

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John Writes:
When Sarah Larson was a finalist on ‘Fear Factor’, I wonder if she was thinking, “OK Sarah girl, just down this last scorpion martini and you might get the chance to blow and American icon.” I wonder if he calls her scorpion breath to be funny. Nah, I’m sure George doesn’t know her last name yet. Give it time.

Leo Writes:
Love Sarah. Love the crutches. Love scorpions.

Bob ‘The Bitch’ says:
Yeah, I say George Clooney can get any girl he wants so why not let him have fun with this flavor of the week? I mean Sarah is a beautiful woman.

Leo says:
That’s all you’v got…don’t ever speak unless spoken to. So, I guess that means you should never speak at all.

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