Guess the celeb. Or don’t. It’s America so do whatever you want.

~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

Darby Gunpowder:
I’m obviously not a golfer, but if I had to guess, Lindsey Lohan is not wearing a brazier underneath that top. I wonder if Sam(antha) talked her into burning all her under-naughties out of jealousy that Lindsey is a real life woman, while Sam is a real life 12 year old boy. This is the only good thing to come out of their relationship…now if only Sam can talk Lindsey into getting a tan and making a sex tape with Rachel Bilson and Blake Lively. Scissor me timbers!

Guess who’s crack???

Before rolling your mouse over the photo below, try and guess the famous plumber’s crack!