Derober

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Awwee eveebody, wook at da baby boy. I’ll admit with a name like Zuma Nesta Rock how could this baby go wrong? It’s the kind of name that screams, “If my band fails I’m totally down for hardcore porn.” In fact, off the top of my head only Erwin Rommel and Leroy Jenkins are stronger names than Zuma Nesta Rock. So cudos to you Gwen, for being bat-sh#t crazy enough to conjure up a name like that for your own baby; and not just for a stuffed animal you call your imaginary friend.

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John:
Gwen Stefani could have been a sexy devil/cowgirl/angel/Sarah Palin but instead chose to go as an egg. Lemme’ guess, Gavin was a strip of bacon? This is garbage. It’s clear that Gwen sent her assistant to Target at the last second and they were low on inventory. Gwen told her assistant,

A fucking egg? Really, Marissa? Really? I know this was short notice but do I look like an egg to you? Screw, it. Just give it to me. This party is gonna’ suck anyway. (Gwen chokes down 2 vicodins). Gav! Gav! Get off the XBox and get in the goddam car!

Darby Gunpowder:
Welcome to “The Perfect Celebrity” brought to you by Adobe Photoshop!!! Ever wonder what would happen if you could slice up the world’s hottest celebs and reassemble their best features into a super-hybrid, perfect celebrity? Before rolling your mouse over the photos, try and guess what celebrity’s body parts were used to create the surprisingly disappointing “perfect” celebrities.

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Dee:
With a slew of women getting pregnant these days it seems only fitting that Gwen Stefani should be added to the spectarded list. When we looked for a quote from Gavin , he was nowhere to be found. Which begs the question (or not), is he really the father?? Probably, but I’m bored so I’ll ask anyways.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Dee, what’s with all the hostility today. Pregnancy can be a beautiful thing. Like blind men in orgies, or midgets at urinals, there’s beauty all around us. Embrace it…embrace it.

 

Lindsay Lohan
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Paris Hilton

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Kiera Knightley

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Gwen Stefani

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Carrot Top

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Bob ‘The Bitch’ says:
Anyone who knows me knows that I never really celebrated my childhood, and therefore much like Michael Jackson I go to great lengths to re-live my childhood over any chance I get. What better time then Halloween–LOVE IT!! And I would like to thank our good friends over at worth1000.com for providing us with the already done photoshopped images of celebs for Halloween. They are good, we know. Enjoy Halloween everybody…you know I will.