The “Perfect” Celebrity - Part 1

Darby Gunpowder:
Welcome to “The Perfect Celebrity” brought to you by Adobe Photoshop!!! Ever wonder what would happen if you could slice up the world’s hottest celebs and reassemble their best features into a super-hybrid, perfect celebrity? Before rolling your mouse over the photos, try and guess what celebrity’s body parts were used to create the surprisingly disappointing “perfect” celebrities.

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Gwen Stefani is pregnant again…filler

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Dee:
With a slew of women getting pregnant these days it seems only fitting that Gwen Stefani should be added to the spectarded list. When we looked for a quote from Gavin , he was nowhere to be found. Which begs the question (or not), is he really the father?? Probably, but I’m bored so I’ll ask anyways.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Dee, what’s with all the hostility today. Pregnancy can be a beautiful thing. Like blind men in orgies, or midgets at urinals, there’s beauty all around us. Embrace it…embrace it.

Hollywood Halloween: A weekend introspective

 

Lindsay Lohan
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Paris Hilton

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Kiera Knightley

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Gwen Stefani

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Carrot Top

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Bob ‘The Bitch’ says:
Anyone who knows me knows that I never really celebrated my childhood, and therefore much like Michael Jackson I go to great lengths to re-live my childhood over any chance I get. What better time then Halloween–LOVE IT!! And I would like to thank our good friends over at worth1000.com for providing us with the already done photoshopped images of celebs for Halloween. They are good, we know. Enjoy Halloween everybody…you know I will.

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