Did you ever look at a mascot and wonder what they might look like in real life? Derober has the answers. For the answers just roll your mouse over the photo and enjoy.

Editor’s Note: This is not where the celebrities attended college as most of them featured do not and have the education of a 2nd grader in a third world country…

Butch T. Cougar, Washington State

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Sparty the Spartan, Michigan State

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Hairy Dawg, University of Georgia

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Lil’ Red, University of Nebraska (New mascot)

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Nope. I’m just an ass. I call this tit slaloming. And it’s all the rage in the Ukraine. With some luck it will be an American sport by the 2012 Olympics in London. The sport takes uncanny hand to eye coordination and a tit intensive attitude–aka, the ‘winning way.’ Training can be grueling as well. It includes (but is not exclusive to) groping reps, nipple tweaking, breast half-piping, milk showers, and the infamous boob grind–my personal favorite, just FYI. So when all hope is lost in your life just remember there may be light at the end of the tunnel. Or at least some big ol titties.

Halle Berry’s breasts have their own ecosystem

I know we’ve all seen the gratuitous Halle cleavage before…but never such an extreme angle. She improves the image of pregnant women everywhere.

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John:
Halle Berry finally passed a bowling ball through an exhaust pipe this morning. The baby’s name has not yet been released. Since Halle is a star, its will probably be named after an exotic fruit or an adjective. Halle will sell the photos to People for a couple million and forget to give all the money to charity. Congrats, Halle! Get hot again soon! We have some suggestions below.

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John:
Halle Berry is probably going to vote for Obama. It’s science. Yesterday, Halle told the Philadelphia Daily News:

“I’ll do whatever he says to do,” actress Halle Berry said. “I’ll collect paper cups off the ground to make his pathway clear.”

Here at Derober, we take people at their word. And then make fun of those words. Paper cups, huh? She must really like the guy (we do too). And I can’t help but wonder what it would be like if Halle and Barack had a baby….

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Dee:
Last night at the The Lexus Listening Lounge Pre-Grammy cocktail party (say it ten times fast), Eric Benet showed up and reporters hounded Halle Berry’s ex for his thoughts about her pregnancy. Benet took it well saying, “I wish Halle, her baby and her boyfriend the best. I think she will be a great mother.” Now say ‘canned response’ ten times fast.
John:
The Derobers were able to obtain exclusive pics of Halle Berry’s new breasts a few weeks ago. In case you missed it….

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