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Dee:
Last night at the The Lexus Listening Lounge Pre-Grammy cocktail party (say it ten times fast), Eric Benet showed up and reporters hounded Halle Berry’s ex for his thoughts about her pregnancy. Benet took it well saying, “I wish Halle, her baby and her boyfriend the best. I think she will be a great mother.” Now say ‘canned response’ ten times fast.
John:
The Derobers were able to obtain exclusive pics of Halle Berry’s new breasts a few weeks ago. In case you missed it….

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Dee:
The queen of respect, Aretha Franklin, told reporters that she is considering Halle Berry to play her in an upcoming movie about her life. The diva stated,

“I’m still thinking of several people, and that would be Halle Berry, possibly Fantasia, she’ll be through on Broadway in January, and it could be Jennifer Hudson — you never know. There’s no final on that yet. I’m still observing them and their projects. Dreamgirls I’ve watched a couple of times lately, and I’m still just trying to arrive at the right decision.”

Wow, I know Halle is talented and all but do you think that maybe Aretha might be a bit of a stretch??

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
To picture Halle Berry in a fat suit made to look like Aretha Franklin would be like imagining a tooth-pic trying to fill out the remains of a dead-skinned elephant. The semantics are all wrong here.

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Halle Boobie Berry and her baby-to-be arrived safely in London for the premiere of her new movie, ‘Things We Lost in the Fire’. The much anticipated sequel to last year’s, ‘Things We Lost in my Boobs.’ The Derober’s are just glad that her luggage made it to London safely too. If she was trying to take attention off of her anti-semetic slur on the Tonight Show last week -it worked.

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