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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
After her little topless stunt this week, Disney is on full blown Miley Cyrus damage control. Miley was scheduled to appear at Disney in Orlando this week but Disney backed out at the last minute. And by ‘backed out’ I mean struck her over the head with a hammer, drugged her, and shipped her off to the Gilapagos Islands where Disney keeps all their fallen stars–cause Disney DOES NOT negotiate with the help. Just look at Vanessa Hudgens. Haven’t seen her too much since the nude photoshoot have you? Yeah, neither have we. She swims with Darwin’s fishes.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Most of my friends know that when it comes dating women 18 and older I tend to bend the rules a little bit…
John:
You damn near break them off, Bob.
Bob ‘The Bitch’:
But that’s neither here nor there. What is important though is that I think being a 15 year old famous kid like Miley Cyrus comes with certain guidelines. The first of which, is don’t have sex in front of a camera. But the second, is don’t put up scandalous pictures of yourself on the internet. Long story short, it gets around. You’re not Joe-Shmo-highschool teen–you’re Miley F%*$ing Cyrus; Actor behind mega hit Hannah Montana and daughter to Billy Ray himself (Amen). So next time you have pictures you want to send to your boyfriend -do it via mail. It might seem prehistoric and outdated but believe it or not it has proven itself to be a safe and efficient system for the better part of..oh I don’t know..mankind’s existence. True story.

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Just in case you haven’t heard, Miley Cyrus is rich. With her patented Hannah Montana and her father’s trademark mullet how could she be anything but that. As we already mentioned she has a new 3D movie coming out. The little starlet apparently made round about 18 million last year! Chump change, she can do better. With a set of teeth like hers, and a peace sign that won’t quit, I say give her more.

John:
Holy Hell, 18 million!
Darby Gunpowder:
Jesus, 18 million dollars!
Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Can I buy more Tonka Trucks with that?

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
South Park was right…Miley Cyrus’s Hannah Montana is the new Britney Spears. Pray this year’s celebrity harvest is even better than the last.