Derober

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Dee:
So the recent buzz, coming from our friends down under, is that Lindsay Lohan has reportedly traded in her K-Fed like boytoy Ryan Giles for a brand new Heath Ledger, who she recently met in New York. L-han and Ledger reportedly met at NYC’s Beatrice Inn over the Thanksgiving holiday and according to NW magazine,

“Lindsay and Heath hit it off straight away…when she left the club she started texting him straight away and they hooked up a few times while she was still in New York. They were meeting late at night for sex. It was purely physical.”

Well good for Lindsay, this is a huge upgrade for her.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
I’d say ‘upgrade’ is a bit of an understatement, Dee. This isn’t like updating your computer’s software to the newer model, it’s more like trading in your hyundai for a Ferrari. It’s going from white trash to white hot. But maybe L-han just wanted to show the public that she was on their level by dating an r-tard from nowhere. If so, mission accomplished Lindsay, you really gave depraved young men everywhere a hope.

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Dee:
Upcoming Joker, and sometimes cute Heath Ledger arrived in New York last night for the premier of his new film I’m Not There. And based on this pic, I couldn’t agree more with the title of the movie.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Heath I want you to know I tried my damndist to find on frontal picture of a retarded looking fish that I could lop on top of your face here. I mean, I really think you deserved to morph into a fish for this ridiculous looking photo. But I guess I can settle with this craptastic photo of you as a dunce child. It’ll play.

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Dee:
After a small stint with Owen Wilson, and her most recent fling with Dax Shephard, Kate Hudson is now reportedly dating Heath Ledger. You heard me, the new Joker himself. Page six reported, “Thursday night she only had eyes for Heath Ledger. Spies at Beatrice Inn said they spent their evening at the trendy watering hole “kissing and making out.”

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Hahaha, you must be kidding me Kate Hudson jumped from Owen Wilson (aka Bozo the Clown) to the new Joker in the upcoming Batman: The Dark Knight movie. Apparently Kate has a thing for guys in make-up. But at least she loves men for their personality, I’ll give her that much.
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