That clever bitch saw it comin’

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Seal and Heidi Klum dined at Madeo’s last night. Heidi and I had planned to kill him on the subway in New York but she got anxious and pulled the trigger early. Our love baby will be named Paco after the taco stand in which he was conceived. I’m listening to the Batman soundtrack right now and enjoying Kiss From a Rose for the very first time. I’ll see you soon, my love.

Ferrel and Klum get frisky for Sports Illistrated

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Will Ferrel does some sexy cross promoting for his new film, Semi-Pro, by posing with Heidi Klum for the S.I. Swimsuit Issue. Fortunately, the pics were leaked so we don’t have to wait to see Will’s shredded bod. According to the mag, Will likes to stay in shape, “So I can show my body to the world.” God, we love that guy.