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Heidi and Spencer finished only one episode of ‘I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here!’, and then quit, like little bitches. TMZ reports,

A source close to production tells TMZ the “Hills” duo walked off the set for good after the live portion of last night’s show. It is unclear how the show will handle their leaving on tonight’s episode.

They thought the show they signed up for was called, ‘I’m a Douchebag…Get Me more Ed Hardy gear!’ The second they realized no Ed Hardy or Affliction shirts were being given away as prizes, they went ape-shit and stormed off the set, tripping over their clownshoes.

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John:
Sadly, Heidi and Spencer are not going to get the swine flu this week. But they’ll grow tired of the masks they pretend to wear for 20 min. while cameras are around. And they’ll get what’s coming to ’em. In a sad admission, Heidi looks smoking hot in the photos below. Sorry, it’s true.

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John:
At first I was mad at Snoop for posing with these clown shoes. But then I realized he was just being a nice guy. Snoop has a new club, Dogg after Dark. It’s probably only the coolest place on the planet…or it was until he let these two vagrants into the place. I’m giving away a sacked lunch to the first person who explains to me how Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt got famous.

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John:
Spencer and Heidi are the new spokespeople for American turncoats. Just three months ago, the two campaigned hard for McCain and Palin, even appearing in wearing Palin T-Shirts holding shotguns and Budweiser. So either a donkey kicked these two between the eyes or Spencer and Heidi think America has the collective memory of a goldfish. The only thing better than watching these two fail is if they did it in the jaws of a hungry giant.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
You know it’s times like this that I wish I had more time. The utter chaos I could cause these two human beings on a daily basis sends shivers down my testis. The good shiver too like the one your feel when you drive your car over the peak of a hilly road, not the kind you get when you jump into a tank full of cold shrimp. We’ve all been there am I right? Anyways, these eerily hot and yet horribly disgusting pics of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were taken on the beaches of Cabo San Lucas. But the only thing more amazing than Heidi’s tits and ass are the amount of opportunities the two have to be killed…by me. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel, or robbing your grandma’s antique shop around the corner. I told you G-ma, you better upgrade that security or I’m going to continue to steel sh#t. Just saying. I can’t stop myself.