Q. Who is Heidi Montag?

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A. An attention whore.

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Milwaukee’s Best strikes again

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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt celebrated her birthday at some shittious club ALONE. By themselves. No friends were seen in any of the photos. Paparazzi wasn’t even there. These photos were taken by a 10 second timer on Spencer’s digital camera that he placed on a cocktail table. The camera was subsequently stolen by someone who thought there may be some disgusting post-surgery Heidi photos on it. To his dismay there were only photos of Spencer flexing.