Derober

~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

John:
Looks like somebody’s too cool for school. Playboy’s annual Haunted House party (you know the one where people dress in costumes), was just not good ’nuff for Holly Madison. Unless she’s dressed like the Grim Reaper, she sucks hot ass. This isn’t Vietnam, Holly, there are rules. And you don’t show up to the Playboy Mansion in sweats, ok? YOU of all people don’t need to be told this.
I’m so angry right now, people. I mean, even when I got done photoshopping a monster tongueing Holly’s brains out, I was still unsatisfied. When a monster physically tunneling your brains out onto the lawn isn’t enough, then you f*cked up biggie-size. I gotta’ take a walk, man.

~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

John:
Holly Madison was spotted at the Foxtail in Hollywood sucking on some random guy while Hef looked on, presumably helpless because his legs don’t do what his brain tells them to. The Derobers have put together a list of the top 3 suspects contending for Holly’s affection. We’re sure it’s one of the 3 people above if not all. Well get back to you as this story develops. In the meantime, enjoy the photos of Holly below ’cause she’s hot. And yes, that’s Holly grociery shopping in one of those photos. Don’t even tell me that’s not sexy as hell.

~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
In case you haven’t heard, Hef’s hot whore girl next door Holly Madison high tailed and ran away from Hugh to make cocky, talentless, alien retard babies with Chriss Angel. That’s right, Hugh Hefner lost his girl to a magician. Somebody check my head for tumors. No one knows for sure if Holly found Chriss or if Chriss found Holly and stole her away but quite frankly who the f$ck cares? All I need to know, Hef, is…does that mean the Playboy mansion is back open for business?? Please, God make it so.

~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

Darby Gunpowder:
Don’t read this if you are having a shitty day already, as it may drive you over the edge. OK, for all you people who were having a good day, let me be the first to ruin it:
Hef and Holly have announced they won’t be throwing anymore lavish parties at the Playboy mansion. It’s the end of THE era. For all the men in the world who have creamed dreamed of attending the Midsummer Nights Dream Party or the Halloween bash at the Playboy mansion -you can flush those dreams down the toilet with your Hot Pockets. According to Hollyscoop.com,

“After decades of some of the wildest parties, Hugh Hefner is reportedly pulling the plug, and this Halloween will be the last party the mansion hosts.

“Playboy Enterprises has decided that this party (Midsummer Night’s Dream) and the upcoming annual Halloween party will be the last that the magazine mogul personally throws as a means to cut costs.”

That may be why they sold tickets for last weekend’s Midsummer Night’s Dream soiree–to raise some mullah! It was the first time in Playboy history that tickets were sold for the ultra exclusive party.”

It is rumored that the mansion will be available to rent out for private parties. Derober.com will be holding a fund raiser for all mankind to rent the place out this coming year. So get your checkbooks leather zipper masks out. Lets do the damn thing.

For tons of sweet pics of the Playboy mansion behind the scenes, click here.

~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

Darby Gunpowder:
Attention exhibitionists and nuns! Playboy wants you! In honor of its 55th anniversary, Playboy announced that it will leverage its new Channel on YouTube to host an online search for the best video submissions from hopeful Playboy models. This is my new favorite channel! Almost better than xtube.com. (Don’t go there) Hef’s concubine, Holly Madison is heading up the “initiative” to find the coveted #55. She has this to read say,

“If you think you have what it takes to become part of the Playboy family – and possibly the 55th Anniversary Playmate — then the YouTube talent-search is the perfect opportunity to get discovered, especially if you can’t make it to one of our casting calls. Just post a short video on YouTube that highlights your best assets – your figure, your face, your sense of humor, and especially your fantastic personality. The women with the most impressive videos will get a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to visit the Playboy Mansion and participate in a Playmate test-shoot with me!”

Interested women can visit Playboy’s YouTube Channel (www.YouTube.com/PlayboyCasting) to post a two-minute, non-nude video response to Holly’s digital invitation by answering a question or telling a story. The best videos on YouTube will be selected as finalists and will appear on Playboy.com where they will be ranked by Playboy fans before the winners are selected by Holly and Playboy’s editorial team.

Check out the SEXY Playboy promo video…it’s KSFW (KindaSafeForWork)

**Disclaimer: No, Playboy is not bribing us with lifetime subscriptions to their magazine to promote this. We just love Playboy that much.