Trump wants governor’s call girl for new show

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Breaking: Gov. Spritzer’s hooker makes one million dollar mistake.

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John:
It was widely reported yesterday that Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis had offered Ashley Dupre $1 million dollars to appear in a GGW video. Shortly after the offer was made, Joe received a phone call from one of his camera men who swore he’d filmed Ashley with Joe at the Girls Gone Wild beach house in 2003!
The two began digging through the archives and found the video of Ashely! Joe says:

“She got into the Jacuzzi. … She threw her arms around me. I never made the connection that this was Ashley. I didn’t make the connection until really recently. Then it was like: that’s Ashley!”

Joe Francis immediately withdrew the offer. Now that’s irony. Ashley sold herself out four years ago for $500 and it ended up costing her, let me see here, $999,500.00! Somewhere a hooker is crying herself to sleep. Sorry, now I’m just generalizing.