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Dee:
When Hugh Hefner was asked if he wanted to have another baby with Girls Next Door girlfriend, Holly Madison, he pled the fifth. Holly on the other hand spilled her guts to USMagazine at the Playboy Super Bowl Party,

“There has been lots of trying — lots of trying!”

When asked what she wanted for Valentine’s Day, Holly gushed,

“I don’t know,” she said. “I want like a house and a kid.”

Leo:
Hey Holly, I have a better chance of breaking Britney Spears out of rehab than you getting knocked up by Father Time.
I’m no obstetrician, but I don’t think ol’ man Hef is Ol’ Faithful these days -he’s 128 years old for Christ sake!
Good luck with that Holly, try to keep the dust out of your eyes.

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Photo courtesy of perezhilton.com

Earlier this week at the Fox Reality Really Awards Perez Hilton met the walking God amoungst us–Hugh Hefner. We may never know what words were exchanged between the two men, but this is what we imagine it might’ve sounded like:

Hey, Hugh

Hey, Perez

So Hef, how are things going for you?

Well, I’m old enough to be your grandfather and I have three of the hottest girls in the world slobbin on my nob every night, so in a word I’d say…decent.

Yeah, that’s impressive Hugh

I know. Now if you’ll excuse me the girls and I are gonna have sloppy sex. Cheers!

Ahh, it’s good to be the man.

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