Derober

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John:
Ooooooh, that’s his daaaaughter. Now I get it. This is disgusting. The ONLY explanation I have for this is that Hulk thought he was sticking his Hulk-hands in his daughter’s friend’s ass (on left), something he’s done before. When he realized he was rogering his own daughter, Brooke, he Hulk-puked all over the place and apologized.

Apology not accepted.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
For those of you who wake up most mornings and wonder what I do, ‘Does Brooke Hogan where a jock-strap?’, I’m here to re-assure you that you’re not alone. Maybe it’s the wide jaw with the dimpled chin. Or possibly the thick heavy-set thighs made for crushing garbage cans. Or quite possibly it could be that she’s actually a man. But whatever truth lies behind those eyes, she’ll always be ugly to me.

Dee:
Bob, first let me start by saying you’re an ass. And if you ever had a chance with Brooke Hogan (which you wouldn’t) you’d take it in a second. And though I normally get a kick out of your childish sense of humor, you crossed the line with the ‘man’ thing. Shame on you. Next time, don’t make fun of a person (or an object) you desperately need, no matter how ugly they are.

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Dee:
According to a local Fox affiliate in Tampa, where Hulk Hogan and the rest of the bunch live, Linda Hogan has filed divorce from the Hulkster himself. It truly is a happy day for wrestling fans everywhere who’ve had to weather the depressing sight of there greatest iconinc wrestler being tamed by his short blond wife. Fans, your day of redemption has finally come.

Bob ‘The Bitch’
As a once great fan of everything wrestling, I would just like to say that there is no greater entertainer on earth the Hulk Hogan. The man is seriously going on 93 years old and still could snap me in half like a twig. He is also slated to be the head Gladiator on American Gladiators when it returns to television in th very near future. I hope Hulk does divorce her, he’s a much better solo fighter than a tag-teamer. Keep kicking ass and taken names Sir Hulk.

more at twiigs.com…

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That’s right, a has-been to star in a has-been show. I can’t fucking wait! Ex-wrestler, Hulk Hogan is cast to be one of the new gladiators on NBC’s revival of American Gladiators. There has been no word whether or not any of the old guard will dust off their jousts and make an appearance. But I would give my left nut to see Malibu and the Hulkster beat down Johnny Contestant in a game of Powerball.This guy will be first in line to get tickets to the live taping!

Here’s Malibu giving one of his famous recaps from the good ol’ days: