Pregnancy makes your show suck.

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Dee:
Here’s a question. Let’s say you produce a show called Zoey 101 which was aimed at kids age 9-14. Now let’s say the lead for that show got knocked up and parents from all over the US A wrote in expressing their profound disappointment. What would you do? The producers for the Nickelodeon show are asking themselves that very question right now. And there are no easy answers. The producers are planning a special that would aim to help parents deal with questions from their young children and fans of Jamie Lynn’s show. And that’s all they got. It doesn’t look good for the future of the ‘Zoey’… at all.

Once you’re in the family, there’s no going back

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Dee:
This story keeps getting more ridiculous as the fallout from yesterday’s pregnancy announcement takes place. Jamie Lynne’s father Jamie Spears is reportedly “furious” at mother Lynne Spears for selling the exclusive pregnancy story to OK! magazine.”He put his foot down and refused to take any money and ‘profit off of his children,’” a source told Us Weekly. Though maybe he’d like to reconsider after hearing that Jamie received 1 million dollars for the story. Poppa-bear Jamie was “devastated” by the news. He’s “extremely depressed” and “feels Jamie Lynn ruined her life.” In addition to Poppa Spears’ broken heart, the worse news is that Lynne Spears’ tell-all book about parenting is being delayed. The book was slated to be released in 2008. How will I ever know how to raise a child without Lynne’s help??

Bob ‘The Bitch’ All I want to know is why in the hell would you name both of your daughters after the mother and father of the family. Can’t you see how confusing and convoluted that makes things. Furthermore, Jamie why don’t you take your balls out of your ex-wife’s purse and make a stand for once in your life. Wear the pants Jamie, wear the pants!

Lil’ Spears made video for baby-daddy.

It’s hard to escape the shadow of Britney

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Dee:
According to the new issue of OK!, Jamie Lynne Spears went on record with her mom to announce that she IS pregnant. Just one thing, she’s only 16!!! The boyfriend, Casey Aldridge, he’s 19–is that wrong? Oh Jamie, good luck with all that.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Jamie, Nickelodeon is calling…they want their contract back. Too bad, I loved Zoey 101. If you like this, check out our pregnancy pose-off!