Janet Jackson pregnant, or not, who cares.

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Darby Gunpowder:
In the spirit of Christmas, missing socks, and spreading rumors: Janet Jackson is pregnant with Jermaine Dupri according to Hollyscoop. This news makes me pregnant with indifference. Stay tuned! Or Don’t!
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Janet Jackson goes S&M

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BlackBook chose famed photographer Matthew Rolston to shoot this daring cover of Janet in a cage. The Derobers didn’t know what to make of it at first but after much deliberation our verdict is in: As long as she stays in the cage, it’s fine. I don’t want to have to deal with Janet running around my living room S&M-ing up the whole place. I just got a new IKEA futon and it really ties the room together.

Janet Jackson takes the reigns at the box-office

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Photo courtesy of perezhilton.com

Bob says:
Let’s face it, Janet deserves to be turned into a horse after showing up to the premier of her new movie in that outfit. Last weekend Janet Jackson’s flick ‘Why Did I Get Married’ raked in a unexpected 21.5 million at the box-office. This begs the question “do ridiculous looking outfits worn by celebs equate to box-office gold?” Or maybe is it that this whole Halloween spirit has everyone excited to see their favorite actors in costume. I may never know. But I will always imagine Janet as a jack-ass in this outfit. Just can’t help it.

John Says:
Don’t care. Love Janet. Loved Rhythm Nation. Loved Velvet Rope. Loved her when she was fat. Love her now that she’s thin. If she wants to dress like an equestrian, love that too. Still hate you.