Just because I can, Jesse…

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Bob ‘The Bitch’
Some people say I have too much time on my hands…but they’re all dead…ok ok, dead OR wearing clown shoes. Take this clown for example. Last time I saw Jesse Metcalfe he was getting his ass knocked all over the pavement. So for a softer landing he’s flocked to the beaches of Malibu but rest assure, Jesse, it won’t help. You’ve got a look I can spot from a million miles away. The “Oh hey look at me I’m an actor and I’m tough too..and stuff,” look. Jesse is to douchebags what Hitler was to the Nazi’s, a ringleader. I can only hope and pray that one day a terrible and unforeseeable catastrophe happens on his behalf. And I can only hope that that terrible and unforeseeable catastrophe is me.

Jesse Metcalfe got knocked the fudge out

(Thanks to TMZ.com for the video)

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According to these photos, 29 year old, Deperate Housewives star got his ass handed to him by some West Hollywood hipster.
According to Justjared,

Jesse arrived at B3 and greeted actress pal Taryn Manning with a hug and chatted with her with his arm around her. Taryn’s machismo friend seemingly didn’t like Jesse’s signs of affection and the two ended up in a fight on the sidewalk.

Jesse subsequently went inside Boulevard 3 whilst Taryn and her man went to Social next door. Awhile later, Jesse reemerged with an entourage of men. The group went into Social and came out a short while later with big grins on their faces.”

Way to finish your own fight Nancy. I bet Taryn was impressed when your posse jumped her boy.