Jessica Simpson booed at concert (she was clothed AND singing country music)

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Darby Gunpowder:
Jessica Simpson barely walked away with her great boobs after getting booed offstage at her first country music concert in Wisconsin. It appears that people were actually surprised her country music sucked. I gotta side with Simpson here. I’ve never liked her tunes in the first place, and I doubt anyone else has either, but to boo the poor girl for trying is unreasonable. The “fans” knew what they were buying into and should have come prepared with binoculars and earplugs. The Kenosha News exists,

“Many audience members found her attempt to crossover into country irritating and that her vocals lacked a southern sound.
“I just don’t hear the country in her; I don’t hear the twang. She’s not good enough to be here,” said Adam Matos, 21, from Arlington Heights, Ill.
One man summed her performance up in a single word.
“It’s crap,” said Ryan Sia, 28, from East Troy. “She doesn’t belong here.”

We did however find one big Jessica Simpson country fan, Phil ‘blumpkin’ Cho. Good for you Phil!

No matter the situation, Jessica is always polite

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Oh the memories Jess and I have shared on the banks of Lake Tahoe. Whether I’m flashing the locals, rocking out a deuce over the railing of my boat or just challenging sharks to a sporting contest of murder, Jessica Simpson never fails to wave politely. We’re like this. Ever since I cured her of the measles (on her vagina ;)) she has always made time for me. And you know what Jess, I will always make time for you.

3 reasons to be damn proud of being an American this fourth of July

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Happy Fourth of July from all of us at Derober.

For more sexy women sporting the American Flag.

Jessica Simpson is sarcastic

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Darby Gunpowder:
Jessica Simpson was seen strolling through LAX with a T-shirt that read, “Real Girls Eat Meat”. Tony Romo followed behind like a broken Geffen boy with an empty soul. The sad truth behind this T-shirt is that Jessica bought it because she had recently polished off a quarter pounder, NOT because she understood the actual sexual innuendo behind the kitschy phrase. Tony, who understands, won’t say anything to her…because, what’s the point. For Tony’s sake, I hope there is no irony behind the shirt.
On an intellectual note, I like any T-shirt that gives me an excuse to stare at a woman’s chest and not get slapped.

Jessica Simpson’s dad is an idiot.

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John:
If you’re wondering why we’re not showing any pictures of Joe Simpson it’s because he remembered to wear a bra. Joe Simpson was at dinner with Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson last week when the the money loving asshole actually asked Romo to dump his sports agent and give his $78 million dollar contract to Joe.
Romo blew whatever he was drinking out his nose, rolled up a newspaper, and smacked the money-grubbing Simpson in his face. Jessica, we know you read Derober from time to time so if you are tuning in today, sorry about the whole see-through theme but tell the old man he embarasses himself.