Wait for it…

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Whether Jessica Simpson put a hex on Tony Romo’s game or not, Romo decided to send Jessica packing. According to the NY Daily News:

“A few days after the Giants bounced the Cowboys from the playoffs, Romo called the Dukes of Hazzard star to tell her the romance was over. “He said he thought it was better if they went back to being friends,” a pal of hers said.”

Poor Jessica. She does everything to support Tony and what does she get? Cleated by Romo and forever hated by Dallas natives.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Never has “The Boot” been so visually displayed. This should be on post cards all over the country. It would be a fresh alternative for the dreary old breakup process we’ve all been accustomed to. No more cliche ‘lets be friends’ throw away lines. You want out, just purchase a card of Tony Romo punting Jessica’s head and ship it out. Done and done.

Jessica Simpson vexes boyfriend Romo

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Tony Romo had his worst game to date the same day his new arm ornament, Jessica Simpson, showed up to cheer him on. Coincidence? I think not. He went 0-36 and threw 20 interceptions and fumbled the ball 186 times in the Cowboys 6-82 loss to the Eagles -or something like that. I’m not a statistician. I’m a Colts fan myself so as long as Simpson shows up if the Colts meet the Cowboys in the playoffs, I’ll be a happy camper.

Tony Romo introduces Jessica to his parents.

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In Touch Weekly is reporting:

“The meeting went well, and she had a great time with them,” an insider tells the mag.

Romo is very close to his parents, especially his father, who was recently diagnosed with prostate cancer.

“His parents seemed to really like her,” adds the insider. “She’s falling completely in love with him.”

Ya’ know those girls who always have to have a boyfriend so they feel better about themselves?Jessica Simpson is one of them, a classic serial dater. We have a very popular running poll at Derober about who looks better on Tony’s arm, Jessica or Carrie? Get the vote out. When the poll closes on Thursday, we’re going to email the results to Tony Romo himself! Incidentally Tony, when you’re hitting on a girl at a club, don’t give away your email. You never know whose going to get their hands on it!

Jessica Simpson’s alter ego

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Jessica Simpson is seen here exiting Nobu when she found out they served food.

I just watched Dukes of Hazzard last night for the first time. I realized that Jessica Simpson is a really crappy actress, literally. It’s like she opens her mouth and a piece of poo falls to the ground.