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John:
Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy had some fun with the paparazzi this weekend in Malibu. Jim proves once and for all that, besides the taint, the upper thigh is the most unattractive part of a man’s body. In related news, I would wreck McCarthy. And by wreck I mean have a short burst of ‘sex’ for 30 seconds before prematurely ejaculating and crying myself to sleep (I always do that).