Joaquin Phoenix retires from acting

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
You remember those anti-drug adds back in the day that stated, “this is your brain…this is your brain on drugs?” Well take a good look kids because this is the human embodiment of that message. Joaquin Phoenix is literally unraveling before our eyes and in his own undoing he has decided to take his career out with him. It’s like watching lemmings leap unknowingly to their death. I want to help but for some reason I just can’t resist watching a man spin off the planet. Like a moth to a flame. Joaquin is a talented actor but in the midst of his drunken and stoned state he has done the artistic retarded thing and decided to focus on a career in music. Good luck with all that. According to Page Six: the actor showed up to a reading
blitzed as hell,

The two-time Oscar nominee (“Walk the Line” and “Gladiator”) showed up to a tribute to Paul Newman last week in San Francisco and “was out of it,” said one attendee. Other actors were performing scenes and readings, but Phoenix just got up and walked out. “He wobbled back in a bit later, but it was odd,” said our source. “He was slurring his words and was unsteady on his feet.”

It’s always a good idea showing up to recently deceased tributes stoned out of your mind. Keep up the good work, Joaquin. In the meantime can you learn to write messages on your fingers in the appropriate order so that we can understand them. It’s not ‘Bye!’-‘Good’…it’s ‘Good’-‘Bye!’. Moron. You’re like a kid who just huffed glue and then tried to make statement through a series of finger paintings. Just a sh@t show.