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John:
After serving well over a year in prison for filming underage girls, Joe Francis has been released from custody Panama City just in time for spring break. Joe is headed to Los Angeles as we speak. If you live in Brentwood there will be a knock on your door very soon. Joe Francis will be standing there holding a basket of brownies. Then he’ll say, “Hi, I’d like to welcome myself to the neighborhood. Here are some brownies my assistant baked. Oh, also, I’m a sex offender but a really cool one so no worries.”
Aint that the truth.

Related news: Asylum just compiled a pictorial of the world’s most naked protesters.

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Joe Francis, creator of Girls Gone Wild and self-made crappy celebrity, is still in a Pensecola Florida jail for countless charges of filming underage girls in the buff. The self-proclaimed marketing czar is now concocting a marketing campaign from his jail cell to expose his injustice.

“I have been vilified!”

Claims Francis.

Leo says:
No Joe, you have been a dumbass. You were blinded by greed. You also forgot you were filming nude tweens and then selling the videos to the public in THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA -not Uzbekistan.
I don’t have the Constitution memorized by any means, but I do know you can’t even THINK about underage girls, let alone get them drunk, bribe them, and film them having a six-some. Drop the soap sleezebucket.