John Travolta is flying again…

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John Travolta took a break from planes after his whirlwind tour last year. Well folks, he’s back in the cockpit (emphasis on cock) he told the Miami Herald:

I miss it. It’s a thrill for me but it helps me relax so I’m getting back in the swing of things slowly.

Thanks for the insight, John. I just wanted an excuse to use the photo of the kid -so in a weird way I should be thanking you.

Star Maps: John Travolta and Kelly Preston’s Home Address

8720 NE 16th Ter Anthony, Florida 32617

Click Here for directions to their house

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John Travolta and Kelly Preston’s Florida Home
Square Feet: 8,674
Bedrooms: 14
Bathrooms: 18
Boeing 707 Jet parking spaces: 1
Gulftreem Jet parking spaces: 1 (grocery getter)
Runways: 1 (1.4 miles long)
Thetans: 0

Scientology: A Family Portrait

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Exclusive Scientology Family Portrait! Only on
(we’ve been told this portrait hangs in the lobby of the Church of Scientology)

From Left to Right: Giovanni Ribisi, Beck, Kirstie Alley, Jason Lee, Greta Van Susteren, Danny Masterson, Suri Cruise, Kohn Travolta, Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, Will Smith, Isaac Hayes, Leah Remini, Jenna Elfman, Juliette Lewis, Lisa Marie Presley.

We all knew that Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and John Travolta were Scientologists, but there are a lot more celebrities worshiping Xenu than we thought…

Click on Thumbnail below to view larger (family) photo and pass it on to your friends . . . or else!

Here is a full list of Celebrity Scientologists: Continue Reading: Scientology: A Family Portrait