Jonas Bag. Brothers vow to remain virgins until marriage.

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John:
Reporting on another man’s virginity is newsworthy. In a recent interview, The Jonas Brothers said they would remain virgins until they get married. Or in other words, until next Tuesday. Their female fan base was as excited as cocoa the chimp (pictured above).
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