Heigl weds some bloke in ‘winter wonderland’

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Dee:
Katherine Heigl and Josh Kelly were married in Deer Valley, Utah this very evening. The theme was “winter wonderland.” We wish them both a happy marriage.
John:
Um, hold on a sec there, Dee. Let’s face it, we all know the marriage will last until this time next year when Josh starts diddling the maid and the maid goes to the National Inquirer. My wedding gift to the two is to show America a picture of Katherine without her makeup on.