Drew Barrymore and Mac guy start bar brawl

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Drew Barrymore and her emasculated man, Justin Long, tested their flight-or-fight impulse over the weekend. ‘Flight’ won. The odd couple fled the West Hollywood drinkery, Bar Lubitsch, after a customer photographed them minding their own business. Drew then tattled on the photog and all hell broke loose between the bar staff and a handful of patrons. On onlooker said,

“Drew complained to a member of staff and suddenly there were fists flying everywhere. Drew and Justin ran out of there as quickly as they could.”

Hhhhmmmm….does this mean that they did not pay their bar tab if they bolted in a flash? This story may belong in the infamous Celebrity Gratuity graveyard of Derober.com

John Mayer celebrates his 30th B-Day with uninvited guests.

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Photo courtesy of natalieportman.com

John Says:
John Mayer rung in his 30th Birthday in NYC at Butter with friends Sherrod Williams and Justin Long, aka the guy from the Mac commercial. I like John and his music. I stand by him until the bitter end. I made out with a very cute girl in the lawn at one of his concerts because John played “your body is a wonderland” and I was the only male within arms reach. John will start playing small, intimate venues around NY this week to try out his new material.

Leo Says:
In other news, John of the Derobers has a man crush on John Mayer. How cute, 2 straight guys who are obviously gay -and they are both named John! GFY Johns.