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Drew Barrymore and her emasculated man, Justin Long, tested their flight-or-fight impulse over the weekend. ‘Flight’ won. The odd couple fled the West Hollywood drinkery, Bar Lubitsch, after a customer photographed them minding their own business. Drew then tattled on the photog and all hell broke loose between the bar staff and a handful of patrons. On onlooker said,

“Drew complained to a member of staff and suddenly there were fists flying everywhere. Drew and Justin ran out of there as quickly as they could.”

Leo:
Hhhhmmmm….does this mean that they did not pay their bar tab if they bolted in a flash? This story may belong in the infamous Celebrity Gratuity graveyard of Derober.com

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John Says:
John Mayer rung in his 30th Birthday in NYC at Butter with friends Sherrod Williams and Justin Long, aka the guy from the Mac commercial. I like John and his music. I stand by him until the bitter end. I made out with a very cute girl in the lawn at one of his concerts because John played “your body is a wonderland” and I was the only male within arms reach. John will start playing small, intimate venues around NY this week to try out his new material.

Leo Says:
In other news, John of the Derobers has a man crush on John Mayer. How cute, 2 straight guys who are obviously gay -and they are both named John! GFY Johns.