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There’s a first for everything, and for once I half agree with Pink. She hates Kanye West, and loves PETA. I too hate Kanye West, but hate PETA -one outta two ain’t bad. They both attended some fashion show and The SUN reported Pink saying,

“I was at STELLA McCARTNEY’s Paris fashion show with the vice president of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, PAUL McCARTNEY and Kanye West.
“The entire time Kanye is going, ‘They need more fur in this show’. He just wouldn’t shut up about how he loved fur. I mean, he’s saying this to me, the PETA guy and Paul McCartney! I was just so grossed out by him. I’m like, ‘You’re an idiot!’
“There are so many people who I think are a waste of skin and he’s up there. I should wear him. Go on, donate yourself Kanye. People can wear your fur.”

Snap.

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John:
Did some girl at the Make A Wish Foundation just get her wish? I don’t get it. Her name is Amber Rose. I’m still digging around to see if that’s her real name or her stripper handle. Either way, it’s safe to assume this is a publicity stunt. This girl (if she is a girl) is just the flavor of the hour. And it’s gonna’ get stale reeeeeeel fast. He’s going to feed her after midnight and it’s all downhill from there. 

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Darby Gunpowder:
Kanye West was just arrested at LAX for assaulting a photographer. This news just made my day. Kanye West is an megalomaniac and deserves a slice of humble pie…I just wish his music wasn’t so damn good. According to Michael Follis, the story of his arrest goes as such:

“Dude, Kanye West was just arrested for beating the shit out of a photographer.”

E!Online reports:

“Police confirm that the rapper was arrested this morning at Los Angeles International Airport following an altercation with photographers.

The shutterbugged West, 31, faced off with several cameramen in the American Airlines terminal. He allegedly smashed an offending camera, valued at $10,000, and wound up getting arrested on suspicion of felony vandalism, says airport spokesman Marshall Lowe. One of West’s bodyguards was also collared for felony vandalism and battery.

An eyewitness describes to the scene to E! News: “Some time before 8, Kanye and a big posse arrived at the terminal. He got out and a bunch of paparazzi were swirling around him…

“Kanye had on a hoodie and was trying to get inside the American Airlines check-in area. The paparazzi got close and one of the Kanye security guys got into it with a paparazzi guy. It was a quite a scene and cops came.

“This all happpened while his security was whisking him into the terminal…He hadn’t made it to security. It was just a mess.”

Investigators are currently questioning witnesses at the airport.

Both West and his unidentified bodyguard remain in custody at the LAX station. They are expected to be transported to the LAPD Pacific Division for booking later in the day.”

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Hello world, as you may have figured out from the title this is Krystal Forscutt. Who is she you ask? Good question, because just yesterday she was the hottest model in the world I hadn’t heard of. And now she’s the hottest model in the world I have. Well, turns out old clownshoes himself (Kanye West) saw the Lad magazine model and was so impressed that he posted forty of Forscutt’s best photos on his personal blog to help promote her. And as you might imagine Krystal is currently blowing up. Touche Kanye. Well played. You may have one the battle but not the war. Because I will dedicate the rest of my natural born life (two years and some change) to posting Krystal on my website until she’s so famous that she will inevitably have no other choice but to fall for me. I can see it now, the two of us on a mountaintop picking berries and having sex. She’s grilling me my favorite steak while I consume massive quantities of beer and cotton candy. Mmmmmm, nipple…or cotton candy…..both.

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Darby Gunpowder:
You may not know the name Alexis Phifer, but what you should know about her is that she hates clowns. Especially bigot clowns. You’ve definitely heard of Kanye West, but what you should know about him is that he hates hot hookers. Some may call these ignorant generalizations, I call them truepinions (yes, I just coined a word). Kanye has broken off his engagement to MISS Phifer because he is a narcissist. More reputable news sources are reporting Kanye has fallen in love with his new “Glow in the Dark” tour and doesn’t have time for anything thing else -such as a wife. For more truepinions and Kanye West clownshoe stories, click here.