Bigot breaks off marriage with hooker

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Darby Gunpowder:
You may not know the name Alexis Phifer, but what you should know about her is that she hates clowns. Especially bigot clowns. You’ve definitely heard of Kanye West, but what you should know about him is that he hates hot hookers. Some may call these ignorant generalizations, I call them truepinions (yes, I just coined a word). Kanye has broken off his engagement to MISS Phifer because he is a narcissist. More reputable news sources are reporting Kanye has fallen in love with his new “Glow in the Dark” tour and doesn’t have time for anything thing else -such as a wife. For more truepinions and Kanye West clownshoe stories, click here.

Kanye West Flashing Lights music video: disturbing

WTF?!?!

Is that Kanye West in the trunk? Seek help Mr West…

The Derobers actually saw this coming:

 

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Kanye West is clown shoes: A Derober weekend introspective.

Recently Kanye ‘bow in the presence of greatness’ West allowed Interior Design Magazine into his home. Amidst the carnage, we find that Kanye actually has a painting of himself on the ceiling above his kitchen table which depicts him as a god. Yep. God Kanye…and the hits keep right on coming. So light a fire, pour the Courvoisier, get cozy, and enjoy as Kanye’s crib gets derobed. If you like it, check out the Derober homepage.

If you don’t like it, then just check out Gemma Atkinson in a bikini here.

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Here is the painting on the ceiling above the kitchen table

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Kanye’s shoe closet

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Kanye’s dying living room

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Weekly Reaper

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Kanye West is on our shit-list for good. This no-talent pussy thinks he is the reincarnate himself. Here at Derober, there are certain qualitites that will land you a date with death.

So if anyone reading this, knows Kanye, please do him / us a favor and kick him in the junk.

Kanye West outsells 50 Cent…

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…but 50 Cent wins the staring contest. We are all now uncomfortable for witnessing this.