Darby Gunpowder:
You may not know the name Alexis Phifer, but what you should know about her is that she hates clowns. Especially bigot clowns. You’ve definitely heard of Kanye West, but what you should know about him is that he hates hot hookers. Some may call these ignorant generalizations, I call them truepinions (yes, I just coined a word). Kanye has broken off his engagement to MISS Phifer because he is a narcissist. More reputable news sources are reporting Kanye has fallen in love with his new “Glow in the Dark” tour and doesn’t have time for anything thing else -such as a wife. For more truepinions and Kanye West clownshoe stories, click here.
Recently Kanye ‘bow in the presence of greatness’ West allowed Interior Design Magazine into his home. Amidst the carnage, we find that Kanye actually has a painting of himself on the ceiling above his kitchen table which depicts him as a god. Yep. God Kanye…and the hits keep right on coming. So light a fire, pour the Courvoisier, get cozy, and enjoy as Kanye’s crib gets derobed. If you like it, check out the Derober homepage.
If you don’t like it, then just check out Gemma Atkinson in a bikini here.
Kanye West is on our shit-list for good. This no-talent pussy thinks he is the reincarnate himself. Here at Derober, there are certain qualitites that will land you a date with death.