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Darby Gunpowder:
Recently, Keira ‘the board’ Knightly refused to allow her breastszsz to go under the Photoshop knife to make them larger for “The Duchess” poster art. Seriously, if she just had breast augmentation surgery, this wouldn’t even be an issue. While taking a break from thinking bout sex, I got to thinking about boobs and how much better some celebs would look if they added a few lbs to all the right places.

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John:
Kate Bosworth and her boyfriend James Rousseau spent the day at the beach yesterday. Now call me traditional but aren’t you supposed to wear a bathing suit to the beach? Jeans and a flannel ‘eh there tough guy? That’s important so you can fit in with the crowd in case a spontaneous trucker’s convention breaks out in Malibu. One can never be too safe I always say…

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Last Saturday in celebration of her shit-tastic movie 21 being number one at the box-office, Kate Bosworth celebrated by throwing a little party at her house. Seems like a swell enough idea on paper. Just one problem, Kate forgot to invite her dog ‘Spawn’ to the party. According to a source at the party, the rabies infected dog (we hope) attacked Bosworth’s 21 co-star Aaron Yoo and proceeded to bite into his face. Yoo was rushed to the hospital where he recieved multiple stitches. Neither Aaron’s or Bosworth’s publicist have commented on the situation.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
The only woman capable of conceiving Superman’s kid knows a thing or two about how to tackle a pesky love scene. On the set of her new movie 21, Kate Bosworth spoke to People magazine about how she approached the love scenes–with alcohol, namely Grey Goose Vodka. Kate explained,

“We were both so drunk,” the Superman Returns star said. “Jim and I became such good friends, we decided to have a couple of drinks, loosen up and go for it.”

Jim Sturgess doesn’t even remember doing the scene:

“We were on Grey Goose, I think,” said the British actor. “It was brilliant for about half and an hour. As we continued to drink … it just became sloppy and messy. I couldn’t stand up at one point.”

Well there you have it aspiring actors. If you’re planning on doing a sex scene forget Stanislavski and just remember the magical acting powers of the Goose. That’s how our ancestors did it, and why oh why would you argue with a winning way. Also, if you haven’t yet seen Kate’s wonky eyes in Marie Claire, check ’em out below. Freaky.

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Dee:
Let’s get this going! This is the very best ‘who wore it’ competition in the blogosphere. Where else can you roll over an image? Cast your vote and let’s see a winner!

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