What is the secret behind Kate Moss’ success??

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Bob ‘The Bitch’
Kate Moss just loves to get naked..fact. I think she wakes up and says to herself, “Kate, I don’t care how you do it but find a way to stay naked today. Oh…wait..you have another nude photoshoot? Perfect.” Seriously, after a few months with Kate guys have to throw clothes on her to get off. True story. Anyways, for the everyday Joe like myself it is an honor to see her tight little body on display. A true testament of time. Kate gives hope to all men who ever dream of bagging a babe that never gets fat and ugly. Dream on fellas, dream on. Live….live for me…..

Hot mess just got a little hotter

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Kate Moss is on vacation on some rich dudes yacht and she’s holding her own ship together with duct tape. Kate reminds me of that girl in high school who you could never bang because she was too busy bangin’ that dude with all the chains.  I wouldn’t even hit this anymore if it were not for the fact that she’s still hot and rich and a supermodel. You’re barely passing my sniff test, Kate. Barely.

When did W Magazine go soft core?

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Last month I was in the bathroom getting snobby interior design tips from W. This month naked pics of Kate Moss, Daria Werbowy and Lara Stone smacked me off the toilet. W is clearly moving in a positive direction like when McDonalds introduced the McRib sandwich; you just knew things were about to get good.

Kate Moss goes to concert. But who’s the driver?

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Kate Moss hits London for the much anticipated Led Zeppelin reunion concert yesterday. The sometimes-junkie wore a panda bear to the event.

I tried to get Kate to like me once so I went into a drug-induced coma and left her a note reading ‘Do you like anybody in the hospital more than friends? Check yes or no.’ Kate checked the ‘no’ box commenting that I didn’t look quite dead enough yet. YET!