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Tom Cruise and his half-human wife, Katie Holmes plan on moving back into their newly decorated Beverly Hills Mansion March 1st.
They have been holed up in a luxury apartment in Hollywood Scientology Celebrity Center -sounds lovely.

Purchase Price: $35 Million
Year Built: 1937
Bedrooms: 7
Bathrooms: 10
Square Feet: 13,000
Land: 1.3 Acres
Extras: underground UFO parking (handicap only)
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The movado watches or the cartier watches cannot be considered common digital watches like the omega watches or the gucci watches.

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Wow. According to MSN owned, Womans Day, Katie Holmes cracked and stormed out of a crisis meeting with the VP of Scientology, aka Tom Cruise. Katie has been putting her best face forward with the recent controversy involving her family and their zealot practice of Scientology -until now. Latest reports say she “stormed out of her house upset”. I don’t blame the poor girl as she is obviously brainwashed and that’s not healthy. Everyone I’ve ever known who suffered from a severe case of brainwashing has cracked. Remember what happened to Patty Hearst…?

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Exclusive Scientology Family Portrait! Only on Derober.com
(we’ve been told this portrait hangs in the lobby of the Church of Scientology)

From Left to Right: Giovanni Ribisi, Beck, Kirstie Alley, Jason Lee, Greta Van Susteren, Danny Masterson, Suri Cruise, Kohn Travolta, Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, Will Smith, Isaac Hayes, Leah Remini, Jenna Elfman, Juliette Lewis, Lisa Marie Presley.

We all knew that Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and John Travolta were Scientologists, but there are a lot more celebrities worshiping Xenu than we thought…

Click on Thumbnail below to view larger (family) photo and pass it on to your friends . . . or else!

Here is a full list of Celebrity Scientologists: Continue Reading: Scientology: A Family Portrait

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Dee
Tom Cruise is reportedly pretty pissed off about the whole ‘He’s a Scientology Freak’ thing happening right now. His publicists have instructed him to go out and pretend like it’s business as usual but a source close to Tom is says “he’s agitated.” What’s worse: Scientologists don’t take ‘anti-agitating’ meds. Poor lamb.

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Dee:
Wait, no. That’s the crack of my ass. Honestly, I think the girl is beautiful. But we at Derober have little tolerance for Katie or her parade of Scientology handlers. Katie was supposed to host The View to promote her new film Mad Money but dropped out at the very last second.

John:
We have a really easy scale of rating women at Derober. For example, on a scale of 1 to 10, let’s say you’re a 9 1/2. Now, if you’re a Scientologist, just subtract eight million points. Easy, huh?
Holy Shit! This just in. A Tom Cruise Scientology video has just been smuggled into Gawker. The Scientologists are threatening to sue if Gawker doesn’t remove the video and Gawker is refusing! Tom openly discusses Scientology in the video and comes off like a mad man. CLICK HERE TO WATCH THIS MUTHERF%*#ING VIDEO!

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