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John:
Katie Price walked into a Los Angeles Toys R’ Us yesterday and forever confused the world. In general, people should not associate sex with toys, that’s dangerous water. But it’s too late now. There is no stopping the pervert revolution. The was foretold in the prophesy…

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John:
Katie Price is finally marketing herself appropriately. If you remember, Katy was recently banned for trying to sell us panties with some eff’d up beasteality fantasy pictorial. It’s good to see Katie getting off the horse and back to her roots. All we want to see Katie doing is taking her clothes off from now on. I don’t wanna’ hear her talk and I don’t want to see her f*cking a horse unless the horse is really hot. Got it?

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Let me be the first to say these women were not born from a mother like you and me. They were forged in the fires of Mount Doom. A trifecta of tits so powerful that when combined they can bring lakes to boil, turn mountains to rubble and even make the Riverdance look not gay. Simply put, Audrina, Rosario, and Katie are in a stratosphere all to themselves. A Tit-Twilight zone.

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Darby Gunpowder:
Have you ever been in the middle of reading something -say Playboy for example, and thought to yourself: “huh, I don’t give a shit about this and have no idea why I am reading it.” Yes? Good, so you can empathize with why you are reading a post about Katie Price’s new children’s book. She’s not naked and she’s wearing a hideous mermaid costume that some soccer mom made. So why is this post somewhat humorous? Katie never even wrote the book, Perfect Ponies: My Pony Care Book, her ghostwriter did. The kicker: it won the WH Smith Children’s Book of the Year -the effing “Oscar’s” of the book trade. Good fact checking committee.

PS What parent in their right mind buy a children’s book written by a porn star?

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Photo courtesy of dailystab.com

Dee:
According to our favorite true celebrity blog, dailystab.com, Katie Price went under the knife for the fourth time and had an undisclosed amount of her copious implants removed. It’s rumored that her boyfriend, Peter Andre, paid for the operation. She’s seen here at London’s Heathrow airport covering her not-so-massive mammaries with a Louis Vuitton shawl. She plans on selling her bloody implants on Ebay for charity -kudos Jordan.

Leo:
I’m on the fence with implants in general. But if a gal goes through the trouble of getting them done, then I don’t see the point in removing them unless they look as bad as Tara Reid’s twin debacles. But whatever floats your boobs boat Peter. The good news is the side-boob photo above reveals she’s still got some nice sweater kittens hiding in there.