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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Katy Perry + leather pants = gravy train. If only she had brought out the fun bags we could’ve tagged on some biscuit wheels to go with that train. But that’s the world we live in. You know say what you will about Katy Perry, but don’t tell me the girl isn’t fun. She looks like the kind of girl that would try to arm wrestle me and then would piss in the men’s bathroom standing up with one leg over the urinal. Just a Tom Boy that loves to get her freak on. And I for one say, ‘Yes.’ I condone this sexy can-do attitude and look forward seeing what Perry gives me in the future. But for now we’ll have to settle for the skin tight leather pants at the 2009 Brit Awards.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Katy Perry might not be the brightest bulb of the bunch. She might not have a face that smart people brag about. She might not even play for the right team. But damn does she have a body that just won’t quit. I suspect that those breasts, if analyzed closely, could be the cure for AIDS. That ass could solve the hunger issues in Africa. If Katy Perry walked up to me and held my hand I might finally learn how to write good. That or the other thing, jizz my pants and forget who I am for a half an hour. Either way it would be spectacular and good for a chuckle or two. Katy Perry for President in 2012. I’ll buy that.

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John:
Last night Katy Perry performed at a KIIS FM show in LA. She came on stage in a giant banana. Why? The world may never know. Maybe she thought, ‘I know, I’ll pop out of a banana because I’m bananas for Christmas!’ And her management agreed to it because she’s only gonna’ be famous for 3 more months and you have to make hay while the sun shines.

Fine,

Says her manager

Put her in a banana

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Darby Gunpowder:
Although this is a little too much fabric for my tastes, Katy Perry still looks purty darn sexy in her latest FHM shoot. I still have no idea how/when this chick came on to the scene because, well, I don’t pay attention to celebrities. I heard she sings a song about scissoring, or eating box, or something. I bet it’s a real hum-dinger. Keep up the good work Katy, hope to see your downward spiral on E! True Hollywood story by Christmas.

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