What could make this picture any better??

~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

Bob ‘The Bitch’
Keeley Hazell is a hurricane of sexual prowess. She walks into an S&M store and says, “I’ll take me.” If she were an island it would probably lactate milk. Sometimes when I see her topless I swear I see the Virgin Mary in her nipples. She is my wife, my muse, my one and only. She will be mine or I will die trying.

Odds are I’ll die trying.