Derober

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Dee:
Derober, John met Kelly Clarkson one time and totally blew the opportunity to ask her out. You can read the full story here. He wants a second chance and needs the readers’ help for that. John needs your advice on the best way you think he should go about scoring a date with Kelly. He’ll take the best advice you have and put it to work. This is no joke, John will get a second chance at a first date, it’s just a matter of how soon he gets it with your help. Check back for future updates to this saga!

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Dee:
Kelly Clarkson played a sold-out concert at the Paramount Theater in Seattle tonight. And Bill Gates was there! According to one spy-witness who calls herself DaTroubleWitLuv, Bill was rocking out to Kelly:

“it was super funny seeing him dance to miss independent. i wish i had my camera.
i was thinking “dont you think he’d have better seats?”
he was up in the balcony, but then i noticed they had back stage passes too… then i was jealous.”

Dee:
One lovely girl, jayjo516, posted an exclusive pic (below) on The Kelly Clarkson Express. Speaking of Kelly Clarkson Express, I heard from a friend of mine that those awesome girls are really juicing up the site trying to pry Jonny-boy’s story out of him. For those who don’t know, John (the Derober) loves Kelly and actually had a chance to tell her how he really feels about her in person AND BLEW IT! If we get a thousand votes, he’ll tell the story. For excerpts of the story and to vote, click here.

John:
Believe me, I’m flattered that people are taking my side in this, but I’m terrified to tell the story. I’ll do it. I really will. But not one second before the clock strikes midnight on a thousand votes. These ‘Express Girls’ are putting a smile on my face and making me very nervous at the same time.

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Dee:
Kelly Clarkson showed up at the Motorola Party last night looking beautiful in Juicy Couture. Kelly also performed at the event by all accounts was amazing. But there is a more pressing issue at hand, readers. John, our sarcastic little co-worker has a huge crush on Kelly. As many of you know, he met Kelly recently and stuck his foot so far into his mouth, I think his shoe is still in there. He wants another chance…a redo. Let’s get the word out. Use the chat rooms and email. Let the people decide. If we can generate enough interest in this, maybe Jonny will get his chance. That idiot who wanted a date with Drew Barrymore got his. Since the Derobers’ indentities are a secret, the rollover picture below is the best you’re going to get. If you want my opinion on John, I’ll say this. He’s cute and rather harmless. But Kelly-worthy. I dunno’. That’s up to you.
For excerpts of the original meeting, click here and scroll down.

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John:
If I could go back in time to that hiking trail, instead of putting my foot in my mouth, I guess I’d just tell the girl that I think she’s just plain talented. And in this city full of over-hyped hacks and bubble gum princesses, it’s refreshing to know that somebody like Kelly is out there with her head screwed on right and a beautiful voice to boot. Lots of people are writing in pleading for the full story. Here’s the deal, if we get over a thousand votes, I will share. I can honestly say I really hope that never happens. Ever.

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John:
Before you vote for the obvious here. Let me say that I met Kelly Clarkson recently. Leo, myself, and my idiot cousin B.C. were hiking Temescal Canyon in the Pacific Palisades as was Kelly and her friend. I think I was mostly freaked out because just before the hike we were discussing our top 5 women we’d like to date (because that’s what boys do), and I said Kelly was my #1. No more than 45 minutes later I was face to face with her. The details of how tongue twisted I got that day will remain in my darkest closet. I will say this. Kelly was kind and down to earth when we met. She’s got talent and she’s got my vote.

Dee:
Yes, Jonny Boy, I heard about that little episode. You have no game it seems. Kelly, on the other hand, has more game than Parker Brothers. Saw her in concert last year. Yes, I cried during ‘Because of You.’
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