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Kim’s ass is so fat, it has its own congressman.
Kim’s ass is so fat, she used the freeway to iron her underwear.
Kim’s ass is so fat, it sat next to everybody in school.
Kim’s ass is so fat, when she is done wiping her ass, the Charmin baby is in its late teens.

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Dee:
According to multiple sources, Kim Kardashian is being sued by R&B singer Brandy’s mom Sonja Norwood for borrowing her credit card and racking up a bill of over 120,000 dollars in the span of a year. According to Norwood, she gave Kim extensive time to settle the matter out of court; however, after much deliberation Kim decided to get an Orange Julius because it looked good with her dress and it accentuated her ass. As for the lawsuit, it’s no sweat off Kim’s ass. That’s what she has a daddy for.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
I’m trying to think of what value 120,000 dollars is to Kim Kardashian relative to me. Would it be like me buying a pair of shoes, or like me buying a pair of shoe laces? More importantly, could I buy an Orange Julius with that kind of money?

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Dee:
OK! magazine is reporting that NFL bust star, Reggie Bush, is officially engaged to Kim Kardashian. Kim, age 27, and Reggie, age 22, spent their New Year’s Eve together at a family mansion in Miami. This story, however, may be just that..a story, as Kim’s rep has denied the rumor.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
This story is as fake as Reggie Bush’s Hall of Fame aspirations. Can you say BUST!?

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Ok bloggers, let the epic battle for world’s hottest celebutant begin! In one corner, we have the undisputed queen of popularity, Ms. Paris ‘I’m Hot’ Hilton. In the other corner, an undefeated challenger looms. Introducing the beautiful and buxom beauty, Ms. Kim ‘ass as big as your head’ Kardashian. Folks, the outcome for whose the hottest, most sexy, and universally appealing celebutant can and will be decided by you. THIS IS BIG NEWS. Vote or Die!!
John :
Bob, why are you trying to stir up trouble? By the way everybody, Bob wants Kim to win. He loves the girl. Kim’s dumber than a sack of hammers and he loves her. A vote for Kim is a vote for Bob the Bitch. Please keep Paris on her throne! I don’t want to see Bob happy. It would make me so sad.

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Dee:
The ‘7th Annual Hollywood Life Breakthrough of the Year Awards’? Is that like the Special Olympics of Hollywood Awards? And what did Kim Kardashian breakthrough, the stupid barrier? I’m assuming here that awards were given to anybody who shows up.

John:
In which category was Kim nominated? Was it ‘Largest ass, smallest head‘ or possibly the ‘mystery odor‘ category? I’ll do some digging and get back to you. In the meantime, que the dynamite.

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In keeping with the theme that any big major media release gets leaked, Kim Kardashian’s Playboy spread found it’s way out of Hefner’s safe. Playboy is quickly pretending to clean up all the photos floating around the net. Unfortunately, The Derobers had to remove these shittious photos, but we can assure the drooling public that they are a huge disappointment. So do yourself a favor and don’t buy this magazine.
Kim, who was just finishing her shift at the Spearmint Rhino, had no comment about the leak, but did offer sexual favors for a ride home. A TMZ cameraman jumped at the chance.

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