Kim Kardashian’s ass is a liar

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John:
The Derobers usually don’t post on the weekend. I usually go ass spelunking with celebrities instead. Today I made a near fatal error. I was unaware that I was climbing on an ‘after’ photo of Kim Kardashian on vacation in Monaco. When the ‘before’ photo hit me, I lost control. I never learned to swim… the whole water idea just seemed silly to me. There are regrets. This whole thing was avoidable.

Kim Kardashian gets ass-reduction treatment. Is she still famous now?

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Lord, say this rumor ain’t so. According to Kim Kardashian’s own website she just had “cellulite reduction” of the asscular kind. Now, those who know me know I have a love-hate relationship with Kardashian’s ass so this announcement is a bit bittersweet to me. But if it’s true than what the hell is the point of ever talking about Kim Kardashian? Why Bother?? It’s like talking about a flat chested Pamela Anderson. All VaVa, no Voom. I just hope if it is true that at least Kim’s left over ass doesn’t go to waste. Think what you could do with all that cellulite. You could open up your own candle store, provide shelter for Alaskan Eskimo, give a blue whale breast implants…the list is infinite. I guess Sir Mix-A-Lot said it best when he proclaimed,”I like big butts and I cannot lie…” I’m starting to see what he was talking about all those years ago.

Kim Kardashian at another photoshop…err photoshoot session

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Ol’ Kim and her wrecking ball of an ass are up to their old tricks again. Whoring themselves out to anyone who will listen. In this case, it was a photo shoot in Australia for Ralph Magazine. I’d say it arouses about a 4.3 on my rictor scale. Nothing worth sweating over. But Kim’s cans are always worth a look..or two. So here’s to your boobs Kim, as my mid-afternoon cleavage appointment of the day. Thanks for coming out.

Guess how Paris described Kim’s ass??

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Everyone’s favorite blond punchline Paris Hilton actually made a rather insightful comment yesterday. On a Las Vegas radio station Paris commented on her former BFF Kim Kardashian’s ass. Paris poetically panned Kim’s ass by stating, “I would not want [Kim’s butt], it’s gross! It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag.” HAHAHA. Finally, something Paris and I agree on. A women who wears her ovaries on the outside…that’s hot. There I said it.
Kim went out clubbing last night. The Derobers think Kim’s ass is more like Exhibit A.

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Just how fake is Kim Kardashian?

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John:
Kim Kardashian is spotted here at her own house filming an episode of her show, Keeping up with the Kardashians. There is very little about Kim’s life that is real. If you can’t sit around your own house with your friends having farting contests without a camera catching every moment, life just isn’t worth living. This girl is dumber than a sack of hammers and yet she’s making money. Hell, I’m talking about her right now. I probably just helped sell two more baby t-shirts from her Smoochy infant clothing line.
Disclaimer: T-Shirts may cause baby to grow up to be a huge slut.