Paris Vs. Kim

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Ok bloggers, let the epic battle for world’s hottest celebutant begin! In one corner, we have the undisputed queen of popularity, Ms. Paris ‘I’m Hot’ Hilton. In the other corner, an undefeated challenger looms. Introducing the beautiful and buxom beauty, Ms. Kim ‘ass as big as your head’ Kardashian. Folks, the outcome for whose the hottest, most sexy, and universally appealing celebutant can and will be decided by you. THIS IS BIG NEWS. Vote or Die!!
John :
Bob, why are you trying to stir up trouble? By the way everybody, Bob wants Kim to win. He loves the girl. Kim’s dumber than a sack of hammers and he loves her. A vote for Kim is a vote for Bob the Bitch. Please keep Paris on her throne! I don’t want to see Bob happy. It would make me so sad.

Is Kim Kardashian holding some kind of award?

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Dee:
The ‘7th Annual Hollywood Life Breakthrough of the Year Awards’? Is that like the Special Olympics of Hollywood Awards? And what did Kim Kardashian breakthrough, the stupid barrier? I’m assuming here that awards were given to anybody who shows up.

John:
In which category was Kim nominated? Was it ‘Largest ass, smallest head‘ or possibly the ‘mystery odor‘ category? I’ll do some digging and get back to you. In the meantime, que the dynamite.

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Playboy leaked slutty Kim Kardashian spread

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In keeping with the theme that any big major media release gets leaked, Kim Kardashian’s Playboy spread found it’s way out of Hefner’s safe. Playboy is quickly pretending to clean up all the photos floating around the net. Unfortunately, The Derobers had to remove these shittious photos, but we can assure the drooling public that they are a huge disappointment. So do yourself a favor and don’t buy this magazine.
Kim, who was just finishing her shift at the Spearmint Rhino, had no comment about the leak, but did offer sexual favors for a ride home. A TMZ cameraman jumped at the chance.

Girl from sex-tape gets famous–Money didn’t hurt

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Kim Kardashian celebrates her 27th Birthday Party at Les Deux on October 21st. Isn’t it nice to see some real talent becoming famous in Hollywood. No more rich and famous fathers pumping money and fame into their children like a celebrity gas pump. Just true hard work and ability. Oh…oh wait, Kim’s father is rich…oh he’s also one of the famous lawyers who defended OJ Simpson during the Niccole Simpson murder trial…? Shit. Well at least she’s smokin hot. Did we mention she’s slated to do a Playboy centerfold in the near future?

Bob ‘The Bitch’ says:
Kim Kardashian has her own reality television show about her and her rich family. Isn’t that just touching. Hey, why don’t we all just crown her the new Paris Hilton; she obviously copied Paris’ every move. A sex tape, no talent, has a rich ass father, and has been pampered all her life. God, I pray I see the day when a wrecking ball coincidentally collides into her enormous fake ass. More Kim? Check out our homepage