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Darby Gunpowder:
OP clothing line is making a big push for summer, signing some big names to whore their once dope line. My first thought when I saw these bullshit Abercrombish photos was that Kristin Cavallari makes me want to cry. My second thought was, “SWEET! Chewbacca!” John ruined my day when he broke the news that the adorable Wookie was actually Rumor Willis. Thanks John -shoot me with a Bowcaster while you’re at it.

For a little something easier on the eyes, check out some pics of the lovely Kristen Cavallari here.

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Dee:
Kristen Cavallari needs a jobby-job. I guess the out-of-work actress can’t get ‘Hello Kitty’ to sponsor her new perfume line. The fake show The Hills is considering bringing Kristen in as a regular on the show. This would be huge news because Kristen has had sexual intercourse with Brody Jenner. Maybe they’ll bring back Stephen Colleti so he can have sexual intercourse with her again too.

John:
Who is Steven? And who is Brody? What is sexual intercourse?

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