Krystal Forscutt, well if it worked for Kanye…

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Hello world, as you may have figured out from the title this is Krystal Forscutt. Who is she you ask? Good question, because just yesterday she was the hottest model in the world I hadn’t heard of. And now she’s the hottest model in the world I have. Well, turns out old clownshoes himself (Kanye West) saw the Lad magazine model and was so impressed that he posted forty of Forscutt’s best photos on his personal blog to help promote her. And as you might imagine Krystal is currently blowing up. Touche Kanye. Well played. You may have one the battle but not the war. Because I will dedicate the rest of my natural born life (two years and some change) to posting Krystal on my website until she’s so famous that she will inevitably have no other choice but to fall for me. I can see it now, the two of us on a mountaintop picking berries and having sex. She’s grilling me my favorite steak while I consume massive quantities of beer and cotton candy. Mmmmmm, nipple…or cotton candy…..both.